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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
-Robert A. Heinlein

"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
-Dave Barry

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."
– Unknown

The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. . . .He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer; he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounter with the roughness of the world. . . .When all other friends desert, he remains."
– George G. Vest

 

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
- Andrew A. Rooney


"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
- James Thurber


"A dog is not "almost human," and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such."
- John Holmes


"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience."
- Woodrow Wilson


"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too."
- Samuel Butler


"If you take a dog which is starving and feed him and make him prosperous, that dog will not bite you. This is the primary difference between a dog and a man."
- Mark Twain


"No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has."
- Will Rogers


To err is human: To forgive, canine."
- Anonymous

A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself.
- Josh Billings

 

There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog.
- Konrad Z. Lorenz

 

The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.
- Henry Ward Beecher

The more I see of the representatives of the people the more I admire my dogs.
- Alphonse de Lamartin


"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies."
- Gene Hill

 

"The more people I meet the more I like my dog."
- Unknown

"Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace."
- Milan Kundera



"I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better."
- George Bird Evans, "Troubles with Bird Dogs"


"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."
- John Steinbeck


"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives."
- Sue Murphy


"No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich."
- Louis Sabin

 

"You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us."
- Robert Louis Stevenson

 

"My little dog---a heartbeat at my feet."
- Edith Wharton


"You do not own a dog, the dog owns you."
– Unknown


"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
– Unknown

"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."
-Anonymous

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
- Ann Landers

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
-Ben Williams

"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. In return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made."
-M. Acklam

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
-Rita Rudner

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
-Robert Benchley

"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
-Franklin P. Jones

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise."
-Unknown

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money."
-Joe Weinstein

"Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
-Anne Tyler

"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them."
-Phil Pastoret